Fishing with the guys

24 Jan

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Bill’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Bill’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three friends get to the camping site only to find Bill sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
“Bill, how long you been here? How did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’ I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie.
She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’
So . . . . here I am!”

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